Q: I loathe your opinion! You're personally to blame for every bad thing that ever happened, and should tear off your own arm and beat yourself to death with it.

I hate you and you're terrible; you have offensive personal odor and an onion-loving mother.

A: Thank you! I'll be here all night, ladies and germs! Tip your waitress.



Q: "Ain't nothin' in the middle of the road but yellow stripes and dead armadillos."

A: That's one thing. What about a sandwich or a pencil, know what I mean?

Or like how some things have inedible centers, like a peach, and some have edible centers only, like a push-freeze.



This isn't some new perfect thing, either. There's gonna be a "too moderate" just like there's a "too liberal" or "too conservative".

The obvious thing is not to be too centrist; you have to take sides, and mean it. We just, y'know, need a minute to think about it.



Q: This stuff is too long. Can't you make it shorter? I don't have time to read all your stuff, guy.

A: "I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead." - Mark Twain









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